Isn’t that what prom is suppose to be about?” And then he’d grabbed my hand and asked me to dance. One night where a guy would look at me under those corny crate paper streamers and say, “You look so beautiful”. Mercedes: “I just wanted to be Cinderella. I think she read it in a greeting card somewhere: Anyhow, Mercedes tells Rachel what she wants. Why not, show? In the wise words of Autostraddle’s very own Gabrielle Rivera, who’s twitter you should probs follow… She wants a man, “the dress, and the damn corsage,” but she doesn’t have one. Mercedes, for reasons which have yet to be revealed to us, doesn’t have a man. That’s where they get their special powers. Good point but Mercedes has left the classroom and entered a McKinley High TIME FREEZE, which is when off-screen action is suspended (this will happen again later) in order for plot to be developed in another room, ideally over by the lockers. Mercedes stages a personal walkout because girlfriend does not have a date for this dance because Glee is racist.īut Brittany doesn’t have a date either, Merecedes! I honestly think the only place where live bands perform at prom is television and the movies. Rather than hire a DJ or stick an ipod into a speaker and press “shuffle,” they’ve recruited a rowdy team of outcasts everybody allegedly hates to perform - LIVE - at prom. Glee Club’s gonna perform at prom night because Air Supply canceled.
#DID YOU BEST FUCK THE PROM QUEEN CRACKER#
Well - there’s also Senior Prom, which I think is similar, but whatever, the hostess at Cracker Barrel said 40 minutes ’til my table so, let’s hustle. You can get married as many times as you want, Quinn Fabray points out, but there’s only one Junior Prom. Prom is the fancy party which, according to a number of major television programs including Beverly Hills 90210 ( OG) and MTV’s True Life: I’m Going to Prom, is the most important event ever. Shu arrives to perform his weekly ritual of writing a word on the whiteboard and underlining it. Before we can talk too much about the world of possibilities at Jo-Ann Fabrics, Mr. Now she’ll have to make her own dress, like Cinderella but without the help of the little birds. Meanwhile, Lauren the Ballstripper is worried she’ll have to be the one who wears the pants to prom because Ann Taylor Loft, Filene’s Basement and six Forever 21s didn’t have a single thing that fits. Puck is the only pussy-whipped boyfriend in the history of high school, and furthermore this guy’s opinion is super-important to Puck, because this guy is super popular, and I’m super happy that he’s on the show. This week, Jacob McDowner is there to let Puck know that Lauren has taken “his balls” and “stripped him of his manhood” and furthermore, word on the street is that “she’s the one who wears the pants in this relationship.” It’s true. The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.